Ragging is a punishable offence. Ragging is mild here.
- Kya aap kabhi romantic nahin hoti?
- Lanka jayeinge,omelette khayeinge,... ....,kya?
- There are 3 rascals in the lobby .... .
- BC chale CC.
- Funda yeh hai ki....
- Ma'am inko lagi hai , zor se .
- Aye Bond , yeh bar kya hota hai ?
- Yaar, time kya hai?
- Tum logon ke paas agar zabaan ki taakat hai , to mere paas bhujaon ki .
- Chal , ghoom ja.
- aur phir Kamayani ne kaha ....
- I would never marry for ..
- Ayeee Baahaadoor ,..... Sattee,Bhagwan hai.
- Bela , Gulab , Juhi , Champa , Chameli
- I check it once a week.
- Enter key maar aur darwaza khol le.
- Yaar, subji badi ... bani hai.
- Hum ko darzi se baal kutwana hai.
- Ask Ruchi , sarkaar kitni ...... maarti hai.
- ...... Darling , yeh kaise banega.
- Meri life ki sabse badi tragedy yeh hai ....
- Panchhi banu urhti chaloon , mast gagan mein.
- mein keh rahe the ,Abhi na jaayo .....
If you think that only the guys and gals(?) take care of all the comments you are sadly mistaken. The elite gentlemen ,our esteemed gurus who told us to take bath every morning were never far behind. Here is a tribute to their knowledge and greatness.
- 3 sade phool aur 30 bhanware.
- Factually speaking, this is very good,very good.
- Aaj hum thak gaye hein/humaari tabiyat kharab hai/weather theek nahin.Chhod dein
- I am not ABCD I'm your HOD.
- You'll get a BIG ZERO
- It ij mind boggling and I'm dee-lighted.
The list will go on and on and it is open for suggestions.
To sign off I will only say ...
Maa ......... Maaa.......